So she bought a power plate. The Woman who I call Mum you can refer to her as Satin like she does when she talking about me decided to buy a power plate.
I have been given motivational diet tips to get me on the plate for the last few weeks and I thought i’d share some with you all
Monday: Back Fat
Jade your are totally getting fat, get on the power plate it’ll help. trust me (never trust her) you need to do your back fat you’r totes getting wobbly
Tuesday: Double Chin
Oh Wow, Just stand on the power plate Jade, It’ll stake that Fat neck of yours away
Wednesday: General diet tips
I’m not buying cheese anymore makes me fat, makes you fatter though. You look slimmer since I haven’t bought any. (side glances me, Have you been on the Power Plate? You haven’t have you)
Feel my legs Jade, it’s totally working. You should get on it. Will totally get rid of that cellulite YOU have on them legs of yours.
Friday: I mentioned what I had for breakfast and she told me
You shouldn’t eat toast for breakfast it’s not good. Have some cereal. Toast will make you fat, honestly it will. Have some cereal and get your fat butt onto that power plate for 10mins after.
All this from a woman that stands on the Power plate like she waiting for a train, usually before she goes to work dressed in work attire and watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Watch out Tracy Anderson you have some competition
I’m 25 and with being 25 it means that i’m really grown up.
Gone of the days asking my parents for money (bullshit) gone of the days of having someone else cook you meals and do your washing (total bullshit, I dont even know where the washing powder is kept)
No more binge drinking with 19 year olds. (last Friday didn’t count I swear)
No more having a messy room. I’m responsible and it’s my personal space so keep it nice but I like that pile of clothes on….
The end of my bed, flung over the clothes rail, on the floor, on top of the draws not in them and not forgetting In the wash basket (WHATS FABRIC SOFTENER)
Instead I’m going to do the opposite to all of the above and i’m just gona lie about my age!
If Peter Pan can do it so can I! :-)
Colour and balyage to break up dark ends and lighter roots.
Finished off with a Colour gloss all over.
Looked Super Shiny! :-)